Editor, Casa Grande Dispatch:
I am ready to sign up for Dr. Trump's clinical trial, but I have a few questions first. Do I inject the disinfectant subcutaneously or intravenously? On a full stomach or an empty stomach? Once a day or multiple times a day? Also, should I discontinue hydroxychloroquine prior to starting this new regimen? Given that this is experimental, I assume it won't be covered by my insurance. Oh wait. Since losing my job, I don't have insurance. OK. Ready to give this a try, Chief. What have I got to lose? As Tex says, "there are things more important than living."
Footnote: This is sarcasm.