Editor, Casa Grande Dispatch:
On June 11 I read yet another letter to the editor saying wild things about the Democrats.
After reading it I went to the mirror to see if I had horns, because I'm a Democrat. Sure enough, no horns!
So I've got to get back to the garage and calibrate that "horn-o-meter." I duct-taped together and installed the "Bolshy Bell" on it, because I want to be ready on Thursday, June 27, at 6:30 p.m. at the BlackBox Theatre to check to see about them other Democrats at their monthly meeting. Maybe I'll see you there!